I have a confession:
I giggle every time I see Jamie Lee Curtis on those Activia
commercials. I didn’t grow up during the 80s, so I’m not used to her roles as “Scream
Queen.” Instead, when I see her, I shout to my mom, “Hey look! It’s the
poop-yogurt lady!”
It doesn’t matter how high-class your sense of humor might
be, most people will laugh at jokes about Number Two. Whenever I’m not feeling particularly
clever, I enjoy telling such a joke to my 11-year old cousin, Nick. If I can
get him to laugh, then I know I’ve still got it.
Everybody poops. The children’s book had it right. And as
most adults know, fiber plays a role in that process.
But what is fiber?
Its technical name is cellulose, and it’s a complex
polysaccharide with glycosidic linkages at carbons one and four. But I expect
few people to know what that means and ever fewer to care. I took organic
chemistry courses and even I can’t read that sentence without hearing static.
Simply put, fiber is a carbohydrate – a sugar. But you won’t
be sprinkling cellulose in your coffee because humans can’t digest it. It’s what
keeps stems upright and it’s what makes bark tough. Termites can digest
cellulose and that’s why they love munching on the wooden beams behind our
walls.
The body is an amazing machine. If it gets something it
knows it can use, it holds on to it and processes it. But if you take in fiber,
your body recognizes that it can’t break it down and gets rid of it. Fiber acts like Drano – it pushes its way through your digestive tract and helps move
stuck things in the process.
But cellulose has been used for other reasons lately.
Processed foods like microwave dinners or even white bread
can be abundant in cellulose. The fiber content in these foods goes beyond that
of its constituent plant-based ingredients. Why? Because many food companies
use powdered cellulose as filler. It is tasteless, cheap, and with minimal
effort can take just about any shape. So to save a few bucks, it’s easier to
use cellulose in a pre-packaged dessert cake than flour, sugar, or other
premium ingredients. And as a bonus, because of the cellulose content, the
brand can advertise as “High Fiber” or “Reduced Fat.”
Hey, wait… Something stinks, here…
The truth is your body can only process a little bit of
fiber at a time. An abundance of fiber in your system is detrimental to regularity and digestive health. And since fiber naturally comes from plant life, it’s
easier (and tastier) to eat a couple servings of fruits or veggies than it is
to shell out cash for Metamucil.
For a more complete list of foods that use cellulose as
filler, check out the slideshow15 Food Companies That Sell You Wood
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